To all DLM members who have been loyally following the Movement, I have have an announcement to make. I have decided to return to Oracle because of their exceptional technology, unique value proposition and innovative appliance team. They even offered me an office space right inside one of the empty ‘Exaggerdata’ cabinets! Ok fine, I just can’t do it. Some things are just too unbelievable, even for April Fools Day.

Now back to business. It looks like Oracle has released a smaller version of ‘Exaggerdata’. According to my sources, this is the machine that was sent to early beta testers. I guess after trying to sell the big box they quickly realized that ain’t happening, so here we go. Can anyone point to someone who’s using this technology? If yes, is it based on the merits of the technology or the credits given by the vendor?

If you, the readers of this blog, are considering testing data warehouse appliances, remember to always demand onsite, fully-transparent testing and full disclosure in all negotiations. The true appliance company believes this is the only way that you are able to make the best decision for your business.

Question everything! Demand your data rights! Freedom is a just an onsite POC away!

- First Liberated